An Island Called Jessicatopia

This past week has seen the following;

3 trips to the pediatrician, 1 trip to urgent care, 1 trip to the hospital, 1 ride in an ambulance, 2 calls to pick up sick children, 4 days off from work, 2 cans of lysol, and more poo and yack that I care to discuss.

Mike is now sick - he has a sinus infection and "goopy" eye.

My master plan is to go on Freecycle and ask for an old refrigerator box. I will create a new cootie-free sanctuary in the basement. No children or sick husbands will be allowed. I will train the dogs and cat to spray lysol around the base of the box and patrol the perimeter.

I will call it Jessicatopia. I will relocate my home office to Jessicatopia and see about getting separate mail delivery and Verizon service. My dorm fridge stocked with Diet Coke, beer, and cheese sticks will be all I need to survive.

This is my plan!